Today we spent the day breaking in our new MarioKart game for the Wii and cleaning out our garage. My body is very sore now, and I honestly couldn't tell you which activity did the most damage.
This weekend flew by altogether too quickly. And with my jam-packed May fast approaching, I'm ill-prepared for all the forthcoming activity.
That said, time for bed.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Parenting is not a spectator sport
Okay, I'm speaking for all here, and I'm going to sound a bit like Jeff Foxworthy now:
If you're more interested in your beer than the 15 10 year-olds tearing up Woodys... you might need to be sterilized.
If you think it's appropriate to have 15 10 year-olds in a bar after 10 o'clock on a Saturday... you might need to be sterilized.
If you don't even check your kids tearing up the pool room dumping food on the floor and dropping pool cues... you might need to be sterilized.
If you let your kids tear through the pizza buffet leaving NO pizza for other people in the restaurant for 2 solid hours... you might need to be sterilized.
If you let your kids literally run through a restaurant and make everyone else on edge... you might need to be sterilized.
Finally, and most importantly:
If you think it's okay to spend an evening with your friends drinking heavily enough to let all of the above happen and then put your ill-raised spawn in the back seat and drive them home... you might need to be publicly flogged and shot.
If you're more interested in your beer than the 15 10 year-olds tearing up Woodys... you might need to be sterilized.
If you think it's appropriate to have 15 10 year-olds in a bar after 10 o'clock on a Saturday... you might need to be sterilized.
If you don't even check your kids tearing up the pool room dumping food on the floor and dropping pool cues... you might need to be sterilized.
If you let your kids tear through the pizza buffet leaving NO pizza for other people in the restaurant for 2 solid hours... you might need to be sterilized.
If you let your kids literally run through a restaurant and make everyone else on edge... you might need to be sterilized.
Finally, and most importantly:
If you think it's okay to spend an evening with your friends drinking heavily enough to let all of the above happen and then put your ill-raised spawn in the back seat and drive them home... you might need to be publicly flogged and shot.
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